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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Laws of Projects and Teams

Laws of Projects and Teams - Awesome

Law 1 : The good looking babes always join the other projects.

Law 2 a: Your project is always an ALL - MALE team.
COROLLARY
Law 2 b: The female joining your project is always very bad looking.

Law 3 : Do not think that you are the most frustrated person in the project; there is always some one more frustrated than you.

Law 4 : A Good looking girl joins that project which already has the maximum number of good looking girls.

Law 5 : Do not make the mistake of calling any girl in your project bad looking; because if and when the new girls joins, you start repenting your previous statement, start calling the previous one good looking, your tension increases and you lose your sleep and hair.

Law 6 : Bad looking girls do not come singly; they come in pairs.
Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly
set about remedying them-- every day begin the task anew.
---St. Francis de Sales (1567-1622) French bishop & writer

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